I Have A Jersey Little Secret

I love it all.

Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Cake Boss (Bakery is in Jersey)
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Jersey Shore
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I'm Jersey-tastic.

Now let's fist pump bitchez.

Happy fist-pump day!

Tardy For The Party

I'm going to be super tardy for this lovely piece of face's party. She'll be making an appearance down the street from my place this Friday, when I'll be in Orlando.

In case you forgot what it sounded like, here she is on Ellen to refresh your memory:



Ugh..I'm sorry if your ears are bleeding.

Best of luck to you Kim.

Bug Eyed Runway Walk

Anyone else excited to see this psycho walk down the runway?

Her eyes.

They're so scary!

And that walk.

What the f*#@?!